February 2012
100 posts
From Ray to Hoosier:
(931): Turns out I was the only one drinking. I broke Snafu’s bed and kicked Harry in the face. Then when Dick came by I shouted to let him in he’s gonna find the vodka anyway. Great night
Sometimes Nix took over Dick's duties of writing...
(502): Your noise violation report contains the word “five-some”…wtf happened in here?
From Snafu to Hoosier (spoilers - it was Babe):
(707): You rang?
(405): Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling “you have no soul!” so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
Ray turns Group Activity Night into a potential...
(604): he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink…
From Joe to Snafu:
(810): Before I roll over explain to me why you’re naked and on my floor.
3 tags
From Harry to Nix:
(812): About to find out how well alcohol and lazer tag mix.
From Walt to Sledge about Babe:
(919): So we just left him at the hospital. He is not ruining my Monday night
From Hoosier to Joe, when he slips and falls on a...
(206): He kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
Gene gets a look at Ray's medical history:
(703): He was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
From Ray to Luz:
(+55): Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
From Mike Wynn to Dick, on the first day of their...
(704): Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won’t be any different than the fourth.
From Harry to Nix, once exams are over:
(925): I’m a big fan of 2 things right now: 1) Gatorade and 2) the fetal position
From Ray to Brad:
(603): GUESS WHAT I JUST LICKED
(1-603): I feel like half our conversations start this way.
From Babe to Eddie:
(785): Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it’s any consolation, there’s shattered glass and blood all over the kitchen.
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From Luz to Skip:
(734): I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Drunk Luz fixates on his Johnny Depp love:
(870): You called information & said “connect me to johnny depp” when they told u it wasn’t listed u said ” try depp comma johnny he’s expecting my call”
From Hoosier to Joe:
(713): ray got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
From Harry to Nix:
(402): I’m currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
From Sledge to Babe:
(267): Hey babe, how is it?
(610): sloppy…it’s snafu. babe just tried to do a keg stand. they dropped him. we’re leaving.
From Luz to Ray:
(308): And the funny thing is when I went to the kitchen this morning, all 4 pizzas were still there in their boxes, untouched. My question to you is: what were we eating last night?
Exams were rough on Harry's temperament when...
(937): was it mean of me to chase Luz screaming “DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!”?
From Snafu to Nix about Harry:
(815): he ran through my sliding door
(1-815): in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Harry's blackouts usually resulted in...
(202): Uhhh…do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
From Andy to Gene:
(254): They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
From Hoosier to Snafu:
(414): Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
From Walt to Sledge:
(630): last night i found out that about 5 of the guys audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on their iPhones.
From Babe to Sledge:
(412): Please please please buy eye liner on your way home in the morning… I’m missing an eyebrow
From Leckie to Web:
(314): CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HIS LIPS RED
(+04): Oh god you’re Sonnet 130 drunk, aren’t you.
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From Walt to Babe about Ray:
(616): he used his one phone call on me and it said “you have a collect call from- LETS GET IT- at the oceanside county jail”.
From Joe to Snafu:
(978): Not exactly sure why you felt the need to get the halloween decorations out. But waking up to 7 carved pumpkins really scares the shit out of you.
From Sledge to Ray:
(248): Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
From Ray to Hoosier:
(318): If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i”d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
From Babe to Walt and Sledge:
(515): i would have thought, that you two being my best friends, one of you would have atleast tried to catch me before i hit the ground after blacking out.
From Luz to Hoosier:
(916): WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS DRUNK!! WRONG DAY TO COME TO CLASS DRUNK!! WE’RE WATCHING BIRTHING VIDEOS!!!!
From Babe to Sledge:
(717): Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I’m waiting for my tv to make its move.
From Ray to Luz:
(417): I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that’s how bored I am. Let’s get schwasted.
Mass text from Brad to everyone:
(859): there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Ray's trip to Las Vegas was a resounding success:
(812): I just punched cris angel in the balls. I have photos.
From Harry to Ron:
(303): Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
(832): Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
From 'Lip' to Harry:
(858): Fuck U Luz is a golden god.
(504): Luz give Lip his phone back.
From Harry to Nix:
(561): I’m laying in the fetal position on the floor of my kitchen eating potato salad with my fingers. Please come over with some real food and keep me company.
Ray reflects on the early days of his relationship...
(918): I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I’m sorry i was so obsessed.
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Luz to Malark at the start of the escalating prank...
(760): Question: If I woke up with one eyebrow mysteriously missing, do I shave the other one to match?
Reasons why Gene asked Ray to come to him rather...
(646): According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
After Luz made a very awkward trip to the clinic,...
(828): NEVER DO THIS TO ME AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I’M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
From Babe to Walt:
(732): You almost set me on fire last night.
(1-732): You probably deserved it.
From Hoosier to Gene:
(770): Don’t mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Exams were not a pretty time for the Toccoa boys:
(651): It’s pitch dark except for the glow sticks, someone turned the heat up as high as it would go and the bathroom is flooded. Also think I just stepped on someone’s face.
From Luz to Snafu, when he breaks out the Cajun...
(571): How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.